Great Conversations with Women
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Great Conversations With Women Part I You're not the least bit interested in me. You'd rather eat shit and sick instead of kissing me. Nothing I could ever do would please you, you'd laugh if I died.You'd sleep with my friends and steal my possessions in order to pawn them for the emergency pill.....You're just my type wanna fuck?
Great Conversations With Women Part II You woman, upstairs!
Great Conversations With Women Part III Girl: You're evil. Really awful you're the most fucked up, sexist, sadistic excuse for a person I've ever met. Coops: That hurts I know I talk a lot about sick sexual things, but those are just jokes.I have feelings too and I'm really just like everyone else. All I want is to be loved. Girl: (close to tears) Well maybe if you just.... Coops: By four women at once and a goat, while changed to a bed and beaten with four leather rods. i'm a bad man hurt me....hurt me. (as girl leaves) Love me?
Great Conversations With Women Part IV Whore: Hey, you're the guy who does the comedy right? Can I tell you a joke? Coops: Yeah but I won't laugh. Whore: What do you call a kangaroo in a cardigan?....A wooly jumper Coops: Not funny. Do you know the difference between a cheese sandwhich and a violent anal raping Whore: No. Coops: Wanna come to my house for dinner tomorrow? (to her fast retreating back) It's only rape if you press charges.
Great Conversations With Woman Part V While at uni "studying for a degree" I decided to try and find the most unusual way to spend my Friday night so i went to see tortoise races. I noticed one girl was staring at the tortoises stroking their shells and , it appeared, whispering to them. I had to talk to this girl '"Do they tell you to kill women and children that's what they tell me" She spent the rest of the night giving me evil looks from the corner where her and her friends planned their next bout of VD and finally ran away when I pushed past her and whispered "I've got new sockies on".
GREAT CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN VI During the years of my cock's tour around the UK I found myself in Penrith, a leafy pleasant area of the Lake District with a young lady I had met on a Practical Ethics course a few days previously and had been invited to visit her parents house (without her parents presence). After a pleasant evening of physical entertainment I left the bedroom to go for a shower only to find her parents stood on the landing quite interested to find out exactly who I was. I acted fast "I'm here about the dreadful infestation of moths" I then looked down at my semi naked form and muttered "Those little fuckers it's worse than I thought" and ran into the bedroom. Not one of my prouder moments but amusing. Her attempts to persuade them to let me stay were almost as good..."Please he won't be any trouble I'll keep him in my room, I'll feed him and take care of him and take him for walks then keep him in a cage at night and poke him with a stick."
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